One-Line Bio
I am the mother of three boys under the age of six; I have nerves of steel.
Biography
I never envisioned a life in which I would be surrounded by so much maleness. I bake the best cookies and cakes you will ever eat, and I knit by the seat of my pants. I love my fat orange cat, my red Toyota Prius, and my purple sneakers. I teach special education and I used to be in the Army. I could kill you with my bare hands, but I probably won't.
