I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings

Plan A:

1. Lower the mattress in my little overachiever's crib.

2. Purchase small tin cup.

3. Teach baby all the words to "Nobody Knows the Trouble I've Seen."

Plan B:

1. Lower the mattress in my little overachiever's crib.

2. Purchase tiny guitar.

3. Teach baby all the words to "Jailhouse Rock."