1. HOLY CRAP THE BABY IS CRUISING.
2. Last night after I tucked Will in, he called me back into his room.
"Mom," he whispered, "I need to tell you one more thing."
"What?"
"If I farted on a bad guy, that would be hiwarious."
Riiiiiight.
I am the mother of three boys under the age of six; I have nerves of steel.
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