Seven Things I Should Have Said

I got tagged. Because I have done this several times already, I'm putting my own spin on it. So here, in no particular order, are seven things I should have said to seven guys I have known (and who I may or may not have dated).

1. You're a little afraid of girls, aren't you?

2. Kissing you is like kissing an eel.

3. That was it?

4.  I adore you and I always will, but this isn't going to work.

5. You're pretty.

6. No, you can't call me, I can tell you're a cad.

7. You're an emotional fuckwit.