What Was The Name of That Freight Train?

Will is as sick as I've ever seen him. He's haggard and sweaty and ohmygoodness the whining! But the whining is so pitiful, and you can tell he feels like he's got glass in his throat when he tries to swallow. I hate this. You suck, asthma.

Gus produced some crocodile tears at the dinner table in a ploy for more attention. "I guess you're going to pay more attention to him now," he sighed, indicating his wheezing, miserable brother who was merely trying to choke down some pizza. Um, hello--diva much? Yes, I know that term is generally used to describe women, but work with me here. Just scroll down to "negative connotation."

Somtimes he's so self-centered it's frightening. Of course, he's 5, and will probably grow out of it. We're working on it.