I Think We're Going To Need a Bigger Box

Aunt Sharon: Will, what do you want for Christmas?

[Will ignores this question because he's too busy playing.]

Me: Will, what is Santa going to bring you?

Will: A slave.

Aunt Sharon: Will you loan him out?

(I would just like to say that the child has been watching The Dark Crystal a lot lately, so perhaps he thinks he's getting a Pod Person. Sure, they're lifeless and kind of ugly, but if they scrub toilets we're golden.)

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[Jac]

Send that kid my way...he promised me an Egyptian for Christmas!